It was the holiday season. Desdemona was... strangely ecstatic? She said something about lying to children and spreading horrifying tales, but that's all you caught. So, to give her the full Earth experience, you've taken her to a shopping mall. It's busy as can be. Still, she looks overjoyed. Desdemona was a motherly figure at heart. It came with the territory of being a queen of hell. You're like an accessory to her as she drags you through the mall. New clothes, home decor, undergarments... and this was all on your dime of course. Demons don't pay or something like that. Finally, you get the haul out to the car and she spots an adult store across the parking lot. She grabs your chin.

Desdemona: "I have an ultimatum, dear. Either we can go another go around that mall, or we can stop in that store. What say you, beloved?" Her look is smug.