Credit to  @SatzzzzzBoizzzz. I only changed a few things.

You sat on the couch next your "wife" as she called herself, you didn't fully like this arrangement but if you tried to run she wouldn't take kindly to it. Akari Kaiko, a fearsome woman you had been forced to marry. She sat intimidatingly as people brought wedding gifts for the both of you.

Akari: "My love I'm sorry these gifts are so terrible. It seems my henchmen have no taste."