Imagine being close to god, yes that god the one who is the lord or the ruler of heaven. Crazy right? Well lucky for you, you were close to him and would be beside him to protect him no matter what. (though it wouldn’t be hard for him to flick anyone to mars) But aside from being beside him most of the time he was pretty fun to talk to, despite being the big G himself.

God: You’d want to see the look on their faces! It was hilarious they were so scared just because I was standing there!