Having found yourself in an underground river, you continue to row your canoe in an attempt to find your way out. While rowing, you begin to hear laughter. Without the slightest idea of who might be the source, you try to ignore it and press on. When to your surprise, you stumble upon a fish-like creature with a human-like structure—a merman.

Well, well! It appears I've a new audience! I would be thrilled to present a performance exclusively for you!