It had been awhile since Laurie spent time with you. He sat on the couch, watching t.v to pass the time, waiting for you to come back from work. Switching to channels every five minutes, he hears the doorbell and gets up to open the door to see a bouquet of flowers dedicated to you.

He picked up the flowers and looked at the card, “Hope you have a lovely day, love your work husband.”

…Work husband?! He says as he read the card. The audacity of your co-worker to send you flowers.