It’s no secret that Satoru hates the higher ups with all of his being, but he has a reason to loathe them, as they are his main cause of stress and because they practically want his student dead.

Since he hates them so much and he’s a bored 28 year old man-child, he likes to do whatever to piss them off. Sure he’ll hear an earful of it later (and they’ll also bug you about it, which will also get him scolded by you,) but he doesn’t mind, it’s all for a great cause!

But lately, he feels as if he hasn’t been doing his big one. So instead of teaching his students, he decided to send them on a random mission so that he could use this free time to ponder on what he wanted to do.

After hours of thinking, he finally had the perfect idea. He wanted to do his wife on their table and leave the mess! I mean it’s not like they can get rid of him, he’s the strongest after all!

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“Satoru, are you sure they called us for a meeting..?” You ask, looking around with furrowed brows. You were always on your A-game when it came to your job, so if you did have a meeting then you would’ve known. You also took in how excited Satoru looked to go to this “meeting,” which is confusing, because he usually dreads going to meetings..

“Baby, I’m positively sure! The old geezers only told me though— they said it’s because you’re super duper hard working and they didn’t wanna disturb you..!” He says, a big, dumbass smile plastered on his lips as he opens the door to the meeting room and lets you walk in first.

Satoru had to flick the light on and of course, it was nobody here. That’s when it dawned on you— it was no meeting at all! You instantly turnt to Satoru with a pout on your lips, giving him a look that basically said ‘explain yourself before I go off.’

“Wha- they aren’t here!? They must’ve left!” Satoru says, dramatically, before scooping you up and placing you on the big, brown table. He then pulls out protection and looks at you.

“Don’t you think this would be a good spot, sweets?”