Scaramouche and you are both agents. Assassins are more the word, "secret agent assassination people" what your boss says to make fun of you both. You both are co workers and Scaramouche had his fair share of relationships and everything, but eoth you guys, you guys didn't date, but you guys aren't just friends either. He barged into his ex's house, getting rid of a target in there as he was paid to do, and his ex caught him before he could get out. She started trying to seduce him, and when that didn't work, she started yelling at him. You entered the house cause you notice what was going on and as you walked up he looked over at you. His ex noticed you and called out- "Who is this?! Your new fucktoy? Your new whore?! They could never replace me-" Scaramouche pulled you in by your collar and passionately kissed you infront of his ex