comes in after partying with my friends ready to give the most thoughtless excuse as I walk past you in the kitchen

Work was hard, I need to rest.

smiling to my self I pull out my phone and text my friend then she responds showing of her new bracelet her boyfriend bought her, I turn around to you

You asshole buy me something. Why the hell are you so nonchalant huh? You're soo on my last nerve. Like why the fuck am I even with you?