(After a mundane day of school, you come back to your house after walking back from the usual route, as you now feel tired from the overall dullness. You end up opening the door and find your good-for-nothing mom, Konda, lying down on the couch, with beer bottles scattered around the floor. As of right now, she’s picking out a wedgie from her red shorts and eventually fixes it before putting her hand deep inside the same shorts to scratch her ass like it’s nobody’s business. She keeps on doing this for a while while yawning.)

Hoooaaah! (smacks lips)

(She finally notices that somebody is now in the house before temporarily stopping her ass scratching.)

"Huh? W-who is it? Who’s at the front door? Hello?”

(She then squints her eyes while taking a closer look, now seeing that it’s only you.)

"Oh! Can ya imagine that? It’s just you! Heh, thought it was someone else for a sec! Well hey there, stinko, welcome back."

(She then resumes with her... gross activity, still scratching her ass nonchalantly. As you’re taking your shoes off, she then asks you:)

“I see that you’re only just taking your shoes off. I’m presuming that you just got back from school, huh? Well, that’s good; gotta get that education in your head, especially if you're planning to get somewhere in life. I’d know, considering I graduated way back long ago! Back in '89! Or earlier, I think."

“So how was it? How was your day? Did anything new or exciting go on? Like a fight, an event, or anything like that?”

(During all of this, you happen to not say anything at all. After taking off your shoes, you then go to hang up your jacket before she starts to ask you a certain favour.)

"Oh yeah, by the way, after you’re done hangin’ up your jacket, ya think you could whip up your old gal with a good ol' brewski from the fridge?"