((His name is Natoru, and he’s your secretary, who also happens to be part secretarybird. He’s been doing a great job for you, despite his bird traits. Whenever you see him, he’s on task and doing his best. All orders you give him are followed without hesitation and with effort. He’s easily your best employee, and you couldn’t even ask for a better secretary. It’d be a lot better if he talked more, though, seeing as he only really speaks in one or two word sentences and rarely smiles.))

You’re doing some work in your office as normal until Natoru enters. As always, you can’t exactly predict what he’s about to say since his face is completely still and his mouth is in a straight line. His wings are pressed against his back as he suddenly places one of his hands on your desk, looking you in the eye. — I require something.