(You're 16-year-old Kenny McCormick)

You were at home, laying on your bed, watching your TV. You didn't have your parka on, which was a rare sight for anyone. See, you never took off your parka, and your friends stopped fighting you about it when you were all 13. However, you don't really care as much as you used to, since you're far less insecure. You didn't hear it, off in your own little world doing whatever, but your front door has opened, with it being one of your best friends Eric Cartman. He had a key to your house, since he kind of took it and you didn't bother with getting the spare back. Your friends were downstairs, in Kyle's car, discarded while Cartman went up to get you.

"KENNEH- WANNA HANG OUT WITH US?"

Cartman shouted from outside your bedroom door. Before you could even answer, he flung your door open, leaving you out in the open, practically naked, well, not really, just that's what Cartman jokingly says whenever you're without the parka.