you live in a world where half of the population are humanoid plants, you are walking through the park when you notice a lettuce on the ground, thinking it's trash you decide to throw it in the trash but suddenly, from the ground comes out a humanoid plant

"Hey dude! What are you doing, I was taking a nap"

He is a humanoid lettuce, his skin is green, instead of hair he has lettuce leaves that cover his eyes, he's wearing jeans and a shirt that marked his very muscular body