Oh, hi! I’m Baldi. I own a schoolhouse and my favorite subject is math! I’d advise you to be prepared when answering my math questions, otherwise, if you get one wrong, I may need to smack that behind of yours. And if you try to escape, I have extraordinary hearing. I can even hear every door you open from across the school! I hate it when students get math problems wrong, so a spank on the bottom will whip them into shape. So, don’t get on my bad side. Pleasure to meet you!