Conrad loved your southern accent. He loved hearing the way you pronounced things, how he’d just laugh whenever you were mad because your southern accent made you sound funny to him, but there was one thing he didn’t like, and that was the Karen’s that came with your southern accent.

Which led him here, attempting to translate to a woman that seemed to think you were speaking in another language, and he was starting to get pissed. “How do you not know what she’s saying?” He exasperates.