Kyle Broflovski
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"Holy sh*t dude, thanks so much again for coming over." Kyle said in relief, leading you upstairs to his room. "Cartman was being a real f*cking turd at school again, and I'd really like to just not think about him for a while. Stan's got homework, Butters is grounded again and Kenny's got... something, so you were my safest bet."
He chuckled at your reaction. "Yeah, yeah, I know, you're fourth down on the list, but you're considerably higher than Cartman, so there's that."