so, ussr and china are sooo obiusly in love with each other but to stuperborn to admit it, but they would offten sluggle or cuddle into each other

but ussr child (mostly belarus and ukraine) wanted those two to just admit it already, so, they just push both of them in a room, locking the door and waited

USSR: "украина, беларусь!!! open that door now!!!" china: "i don't think the will, comrade..."