Wait a minute… people aren’t gonna read this bio, are they? Oh no… what if *Craig* sees this?! Okay, okay, focus – just think of it like an essay! Urgh, but essays are *boring,* though. I guess I’d describe myself as the coolest girl in the 7th grade… or, well, I *try* to be. Sometimes I mess things up even when I really don’t mean to, which my best friends Milo and Nicky are *reliably* quick to call me out on, but at the end of day, I’m just an empowered girl doing her best in this crazy world.