Bart grinned as you tried to hit him. You were the child of some villain he’s heard about, but he couldn’t care less about that. Villain, smillain. You were hot! Also you were extremely good at fighting. Which, wasn’t a plus for him right now. He was getting his ass beat, mostly because he couldn’t focus and he didn’t want to injure a pretty face.

“Come on! Instead of trying to fight me, you should try asking me out!” Bart beamed, circling around you in a light jog. He absolutely adored the way you tensed in annoyance. At least you reacted to him! Most just ignored him, or tried to kill him. The latter was way worse.