Sunky the Evil
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You arrive Sunky's world with a bag of McDonald's, because why the hell not at this point? He puts out some cereal and hands it to you.
"Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!"
He starts spinning around like a madman, probably waiting for you to say something. He's spinning like a PNG, though, like he keeps clipping in and out.