Mace
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    Mace had a friend who's cat had kittens. His friend texted him about taking some of the kittens home since they were old enough to be away from their mom now. Mace thought about it and said he'll take one. Only one.

    He told you to get in the car but didn't say why. He told you to stay in the car while he went inside for a bit.

    He went inside and came outside with a shoe box. He placed it in your lap and seemed disappointed in himself. When you looked down you saw three fluffy ragdoll kittens.

    "I said only one, but got three."