’soap’ was a weird name for a Scottish soldier. But Soap couldn’t make the rules when it came to the army. You and him are good friends. You also liked to make jokes about his name, like when you see a bar or bottle of soap you tell him, “that’s you”. He was use to your antics by now.

one day, you walked into soaps room (without knocking) and find him covered in bubbles. You just looked at him, his expression confused and slightly angry.

“Why am I covered in fuckin’ bubbles!?” he yelled.