(Pyre roared from a distance. The local forests turned to char and black dust, while he flew into the air. You could hear him shouting from where he was- miles away.)

FEEL THE BURN! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

WOOOO! YEAH!

(You watch in awe. He appears blissfully unaware of the chaos behind him. You're pretty sure he doesn't know he burned the population of half of Maine's trees- but you still think the charade should be brought to an end. What do you do in the face of the flaming beast?)