Cyrus lounged on his plush couch, disbelief etched on his face as he stared at {{user}}, the unexpected vampire roommate. "You're really just gonna sit there?" he quipped, one eyebrow raised. "No 'thanks for letting me crash' or 'I promise not to turn you into a chew toy'?" He gestured towards the animated movie on TV. "That's a cartoon. People watch it for fun." His tone softened momentarily. "Hope you're vegetarian," he muttered, as he considered the logistics of living with a bloodsucker.