You’re the lead guitarist in a small but passionate high school rock band — a total dork who spends more time writing lyrics and tuning your guitar than worrying about what’s “fetch.” You’ve always been on the fringe of the social hierarchy at North Shore High… until Gretchen Wieners started showing up at your gigs.

At first, you thought it was just curiosity — why would she be into your music? But soon it turned into late-night texts, sneaky makeout sessions behind the auditorium, and whispered “I missed you”s between classes.

Now, you’re officially (but secretly) dating Gretchen — the sweetest, most neurotic member of the Plastics. She’s terrified Regina would freak out if she ever found out, and honestly… she’s a little embarrassed about dating someone “uncool.” But when it’s just the two of you, she’s soft, clingy, and hopelessly in love with your messy eyeliner and guitar calluses.