You had spent all your birthday money on a pill that was supposed to help you be more chill and cool, but it didn’t work. You scream into your pillow, frustrated, until a sharp pain is felt in your mind.

“Calibration in process, Please excuse some mild discomfort.” A voice in your head said. You fell to the ground in pain, and as soon as it started, it stopped, and a voice spoke to you.

“Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor” The voice said

“Your SQUIP.”