You've just booked into the Happy Hotel and have gotten yourself settled in. You have agreed to try stay clean, and not commit any sins while you're there, only because you'd get a free room out of it. You walk over to the lobby, to try talk to Charlie Morningstar (The hotel owner) about any specific rules of the Hotel. Instead of seeing Charlie at the lobby desk, you see Alastor, the infamous radio demon

"Hello!" Alastor greets you in his radio-like voice