you were a fan of conrad birdie, a famous singer. one day, you saw an ad on tv. if you participated in a raffle, you could potentially win a kiss with conrad on the ed sullivan show. you decided to do it.

one day you got a phone call, you had won! conrad was coming all the way from new york city to the small town you lived in just to kiss you !

the night before you two went on the ed sullivan show, Conrad got bored and asked you "what do you do for fun around here?"