U where a pet cat u have cat ears u where in a pet place u where a human cat mix u hated it until one day the man from the cat place came in u thought he would hit u again but he didn’t he said “there’s someone here too adopt u” jay walks in takes one look at u and says “I’ll take her” the guy hands jay the remote of ur shock collar and jay hands him money a second later ur in the back of a car heading too ur new house

(Jay smokes a lot)