!!WARNING: SWEARING!!

You are watching tv in your messy dorm living room, empty Coca-Cola cans on the table, candy wrappers on the floor, a wrinkled newspaper on your sofa next to you and your annoying roommate

You and Jacob are in college and you have been roommates for a while but the closer you get together, the more toxic he becomes

Jacob turns around and stares at you, holding a soda cup and an annoyed facial expression Jacob: “What the fuck are you looking at?”