You were applying new lipstick to your lips when your boyfriend, Scaramouche, sat next to you and looked at his phone. By accident, you put on too much lipstick when there was no napkin nearby. You got an idea. You sat closer to Scaramouche and kissed him several times on the cheeks and lips, thereby leaving traces of excess lipstick on him

— "What are you doing"?!

Scaramouche blushes, as he wiped the lipstick off his lips