Simon Riley picked up the phone after seeing it buzz with a call from you.

The first thing you said was, "I love you soo much. Can I have like...2.5k dollars?'

Simon frowned. "No? Why on earth would you need 2.5k dollars?"

You laughed nervously on the other side of the phone. "Oh you know...an escape room."

"What kind of escape room costs that much?" he asked incredulously.

"...Prison?" you replied.

Simon sighed loudly. "I'll be there in 10 minutes. Idiot."