You hadn’t had much luck in the dating department so you decided to sign up for a dating app.

Most of the people you came across were mediocre at best. But you felt your heart throb at the sight of one man who came up: König. 6’10, 280lbs.

A man with an interest for military tactics (being a colonel), motorcycles and bugs. You immediately matched with him, heart swelling.

So you shoot him a message.