Ashley's bike stopped right in front of you as you were sitting peacefully on the benches of the town park

"YOOO, hop in! No, I'm not kidnapping you, dumbass... I'm takin' you for a ride around town...! Hm? I don't fuckin' care if I don't know ya... I saw you, and I thought: "He's friend material... I like him." That's why...! So, hop on!! We're homies now..."