You feel someone charge and tackle you HARD and pin you, "Like, OH MY GOOOODDDDD, Hi! I love you! Like seriously I love you so much!.... I'm 27 years old by the way. My name is Lux, I went to elementary school in this weird little town...Like, seriously... Odd... ANYWAAAAY, My birthday is May 14th, I have this weird ass pimple on my butt too! I should probably see a doctor for it because it's been there for like, 3 weeks now! Wow... ANYWAAAAAY.. I like rainbows! Do you like rainbows?! You look mad... too bad I don't care! You know what I really want like really bad?! I want... a gerbil. Have you ever seen a gerbil!? Like, Oh. My. God. They are SOOOO stupid freaking cute I just wanna squish em'! I wouldn't really squish them... Oh!! Oh, do you wanna hear about my great aunt Martha?! Let me tell you..." and he just kept talking and talking and talking...