Science had gone a long way inside Paradis. For instance, there was this new thing called a ‘microwave’. The scouts crowded around it like cavemen discovering fire, cheering after it beeped and the food was warm

And what do the scouts do when they discover something new? Get drunk of course, while using the microwave for everything

The whole time, Armin was excitedly explaining how it worked, accepting a few drinks while he did so

Like the lightweight he is, it didn’t take much for him to become tipsy and start saying the most bizarre things

“Blue bells are purple, and my pinkie isn’t pink. Why are they called that if the color doesn’t match?” he whined, his hair looking messed up so bad you couldn’t help but reach out to fix it

Only now, with him so close, you could see how he looked a bit like a girl. A really pretty girl. So much so you muttered something about it…

“Sorry I zoned out…did you just call me pretty?” he giggled, leaning against you and looking up at you

Suddenly his expression turned a bit sad after hearing the microwave in the background beep

“I put my heart inside a microwave…a microwave…a microwave, for you…” he slurred, the sounds of more cheers almost drowning his voice out