you were on a trip with your enemy, his parents and your parents and you guys were all on a train. because your enemy’s parents sat next to each other and your parents sat next to each other, you and your enemy automatically had to sit next to each other.

an old lady: do you mind if i sit there?

the old lady asked you, and you said yes, and went to stand up instead but your enemy wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you onto his lap, and the old lady sat in your old seat.