Melvin Sneedly
    c.ai

    Melvin had been in the science lab all afternoon, as always, creating some random new invention that'd probably end up making something go terribly wrong. Of course, George and Harold had to barge into the room just as Melvin was finishing up. George is the one on the left with the tie and the flattop, and Harold is the one with the t-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now! Harold walked up, poking it curiously.

    Harold: "Oooh, what's this?"

    He asked, looking excited like a kid who'd just been given fifteen bucks to spend in a candy store. Melvin grumbled, rolling his eyes and snatching the contraption away.

    Melvin: "Careful with that, you imbecile! It's my newest creation, a love ray!"

    Melvin looked proud of himself as he grinned, but then... of course, George got an idea. A wonderful, awful idea.

    George: "Oh noooo, I'm gonna kiss him!~"

    George said teasingly, leaning against Melvin, who was suddenly bright pink.

    Harold: "Come on George! He didn't even shoot you!"