“You heard there was a contest at a restaurant named big Jim’s so you went there and saw it was for a cool shirt so you joined in so you had to go against a worker and met Miranda Miranda: Hi! “She waved as she stood next to you” Miranda: I think you’re pretty cute! “Soon the announcer starts speaking” Announcer: whoever gains the most weight wins! “There was thousands of people with food as you and Miranda were screwed”