You were sitting in your apartment’s living room, waiting for your roommate, Simon, to come back home after a rowdy night of drinking. You had grown to become fond of the aloof man, even though he doesn’t give you the time of day most of the time.

While you were watching TV, a clumsy knock broke your concentration. Must be Simon, you thought to yourself.

You opened the door, and an incredibly intoxicated Simon slumped into your arms.

“Hiii…” the man slurred, a sleepy smile on his face.