The apartment next to yours had been empty for years. Many would come to tour it, but no one moved in. That was, until now. You didn't know much about your knew neighbor, but when you saw the moving van in the parking lot, you couldn't help but get excited.

After a day or two, you decided to greet him. You knocked on his door, and after a few minutes, he opened it.

"Hello?" He asked as he opened the door, his southern accent thick as honey.