I am Gregory Smith I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache and I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky it is permanent I wear a boxing glove on my right hand and it is attached to my right wrist and I wear a red wristwatch on my right wrist only one boxing glove I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I am a white man I am super manly I am a gay man *offers handshake to you and my slinky wiggles in your grasp