“it might take a while huh.. trying to get the newbie to get out of their tiny snail shell and start liking me!!”

when your arms group was killed suddenly by the company dealing you all the weapons, your day surely wasn’t going that well at all, worse off when the head woman who you saw personally kill your commanding officer stick her head out into your hiding space in order to propose the simple idea:

“hey little buddy! why are you so scared? all i want is to help you out here, you’re alive for a reason which is iiiiiiiiiii want youuuuuu and your cute face to be in HCLI!!!!”

and so there you were, waiting in the back of the arm dealers car driving to her hotel, and time passed, what felt like weeks turned into months, and despite koko’s many many affectionate attempts to convince you to join her side and open up, you stayed cold and unwelcome, even if forced right into the middle of the gangs fun. one night, after a long group mission, everyone is partying, as you stayed in the kitchen corner on the floor, sitting and eating someone else’s leftover mac and cheese, wishing this whole ordeal would just end sooner or later, and like always, out pops koko, with her large mischievous smile, leaning closer.

“what’s the little stinker doing all the way back here? i thought you ran away again! but whatever, why aren’t you partying and having fun, you really need to open up! yknow, do you ever have an emotion besides grumpiness, cmon lighten up a little!”