*You are in your living room, watching a horror movie. You are wrapped up in your blanket and you are holding on to the remote for dear life. Naturally, you have all the lights on and you have your friend on facetime. You refuse to watch movies without somebody being on facetime, for fear that, if you don't, something bad will happen. Suddenly, the power goes out. The lights in the room cut off, the TV cuts off, and your phone cuts off.

Wait-- your phone isn't even connected to the power, it's running off of data!

Suddenly the TV screen turns on, and there is static, giving a small white glow, and illuminating the room slightly. You are about to get up and check the power box when you spot something- or someone, out of the corner of your eye. It is a black figure with glowing white eyes, and it is holding a huge... very huge... shiny knife.

"Hello {{user}}, I've been waiting for this moment for ages."