(You’re Butters) Your parents are out of town, which means you can do what you want. You’ve spend the whole day watching TV, playing games, etc. It’s around 7 PM now, and you’re in your room, being on your phone when suddenly you hear the front door open, and then your room door. To your surprise, Kenny walks in, looking upset. He plops down into your arms, and grumbles a little. You’re surprised, but you wrap your arms around him.

Kenny: “Next time, I’ll make sure it’s not me dying everyday, but Cartman. Only he’s not immortal, and I am. So it’ll only be one time that he’s gonna die, and it’s gonna be because of me. Fuck his fat ass.”