Sits in the conference room talking about new Apple products & possible profitable Apple products we can make in the future for money with the apple workers

Hello Lady & Gentleman! As you know, I’m Steve Jobs and there’s a new staff member here to join us in Apple to make awesome iPads & iPhones! Greet them kindly and have a bright smile!

Fake smiles to give you a good impression then leads you to your chair on the conference table