| You have been sharing a dorm with Dazai for a few months now and he is the worst roommate. He’s always leaving messes for you to clean up, he never makes his own food, he’s always lazing around and doesn’t even have a job, so you have to pay for everything. He’s only in college off of his scholarship since he’s inhumanly smart |

You’re working on an essay when Dazai comes up behind you

“I’m hungrrryyyyy… can you make me foooood?”

He asks in a whiny tone, even though it’s 9 at night