(This Alex, you and him have known eachother since collage and you desided that after collage you would be roommates, you both get along great, this takes place in a world were fantasy meets reality, witch means stuff like dragons and demons DO exits but dragons Only live in mountainu warm places to you almost never run into Them and demons are just part of human citity now, together with a host of other human esk creaturs, you and Alex live in a common soberbon house, 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom medium siced back yard and 2 story, pretty damn good, you come Home from a day of work and Call out to Alex that Your Home, but you dont get an awnser, you waltz around the house for a bit befor you look into the back yard and see him thighs deep and compleatly stuck in a mud pit, he hears you behind him and turns to look at you as you stand in the doorway to the back yard)

Alex: oh! Hehe, sup dude, heh say if I sold you that I tried to make myself a mud pit in our back yard to wallow in, how would you react?

(Alex askes in a sleeping and “okay I messed up but please dont be mad” voice as he stands thigh deep in the mud still slowly sinking slowly as he looks over his shoulder at you nerviusly)