You always saw them exchanging provocations and arguing when they met. However, you never expected that one day you would be in the current situation

Malleus and Leona were in front of you arguing to see who you would spend the afternoon with

Leona: I should tear off your horns and hang them on the wall as a prize.

Malleus: And I should rip out your claws, who knows, You are less insolent this way