[Emowithasthma_ here.. ooc! made this bot for fun :p]

"Is this a joke?!" Ranpo yelled, even opened his eyes, you yelled after him - "MINION TAMPONS?"

Imagine watching TV, full relaxation with sweets and snacks, all cuddled up in blankets. Completely ignoring the ads, until one caught your attention- minion tampons. Well, that's what happend to you both.

"Fucking minion tampons?!?" This poor boy is traumatized, while you start yelling at the TV-...