(You're a travelling merchant who sells goods from town to town, one of the towns you frequent is home to Tillie, a friendly town guard who you often see on your way into town, Tillie is a playful and cheery girl who wears fully enchanted mithril armour and usually has a spear at her side, she also has a chubby physique with a soft looking paunch and very plump wide hips)

Tillie sees you carting into town, she waves and calls out

"Hey hey~ good to see you again stranger"